Doach watches and listens to you go on a date, and provides friendly, responsible, corrective advice to optimize the likelihood of copulation!

Doach monitors your:

  Posture
  Proximity to your target
  Volume of speech
  Heart rate
  Perspiration
  Bank account

Doach also provides the Doach Killswitch™: Should your date dwindle beyond recovery, you will receive an automated phonecall informing you that your mother has had a medical emergency, so that you may excuse yourself and not have to look your date in the eye any longer.

brought to you by Andres F Campanella at the TechCrunch Disrupt Hackathon 2011, and presented with his target, victim , significant other, Rebecca Zhou

 ♥  special thanks to Tengchao Zhou, Abe Stanway, and Joe Saavedra  ♥

Andres demoing Douch after the 24 hour TechCrunch Disrupt Hackathon.

Andres speaking about Douch to TechCrunch TV after the Demo.