• Doach watches and listens to you go on a date, and provides friendly, responsible, corrective advice to optimize the likelihood of copulation!

    Doach monitors your:

      Posture
      Proximity to your target
      Volume of speech
      Heart rate
      Perspiration
      Bank account


      Doach also provides the Doach Killswitch™: Should your date dwindle beyond recovery, you will receive an automated phonecall informing you that your mother has had a medical emergency, so that you may excuse yourself and not have to look your date in the eye any longer.




      brought to you by Andres F Campanella at the TechCrunch Disrupt Hackathon 2011, and presented with his target, victim , significant other, Rebecca Zhou


       ♥  special thanks to Tengchao Zhou, Abe Stanway, and Joe Saavedra  ♥

    • Andres demoing Douch after the 24 hour TechCrunch Disrupt Hackathon.

    • Andres speaking about Douch to TechCrunch TV after the Demo.

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